Sometimes it doesn't matter what you do

On his radio show last week Chris Evans was talking about gout, as he was concerned that he may have it.
One listener called in to say that he had visited his GP as he also thought he had developed it.
On receiving confirmation of this suspicion, the listener was slightly perplexed and explained to the doctor that he went to the gym three times a week, ate a low fat diet and drank plenty of water. The GP's response? 'Unlucky!'
Whilst having sympathies for the poor unfortunate man that made me laugh out loud for quite some time....